Dear fist pump: please die. kthxbai
I never thought I’d say this as a die-hard Dodger fan, but sorry Kirk Gibson. The fist pump needs to go.
I should’ve seen this coming once the cast of Jersey Shore brought the fist pump out of the sports arena and into the nightclub. Now this:
The fist pump looks to be overtaking the classic high five - and as a society, we simply can’t let that happen.
So the next time you get the urge pump your fist(s) in delight, think about your children. And your childrens’ children. Then decide if you want to pump your fist, or if a simple appreciative clap will do.
